The ‘Who bit Beyonce’ mystery is juicier than who is Becky with the good hair and who killed Lucy Beale combined.
Tiffany Haddish had us all quitting our day jobs and becoming freelance detectives when she revealed during an interview that an actress had bit Beyonce on the face at a party.
It was claimed that Tiffany had told sources that the actress in question was Sanaa Lathan – who had denied the allegations on Twitter.
But now, the Girls Trip star has crushed all our dreams and claimed that she will never spill the truth – because she’s contractually obliged to keep quiet.
Taking to Instagram live, Tiffany, 38, said: ‘Y’all need to stop asking me about this Beyonce stuff because NDAs are real. I’m not saying nothing else.’
Now, Tiffany could have been making a joke based on Beyonce’s lyrics in DJ Khalid’s Top Off. In it, Bey told off Tiff for blabbing about her private life, rapping: ‘If they’re tryna party with the queen, they gon’ have to sign a nondisclosure.’
But we wouldn’t be surprised if the NDA was legit. Whatever, Tiffany – nothing will stop us striving to uncover the truth.
The bizarre story came out when Haddish told GQ about an out of control star who sunk their teeth into Beyonce’s face.
Nope, we’re still not over it. Tiffany said: ‘There was this actress there that’s just, like, doing the mostest [sic]. She bit Beyoncé in the face.
‘Near the end of the party, Beyoncé’s at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, “Did she really bite you?” She was like, “Yeah.” I was like, “She gonna get her ass beat tonight.”
‘She was like, “Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.”
‘Celebrities who have ruled themselves out of the investigation include Lena Dunham, who has denied being the biter after being announced as the bookies’ favourite to have committed the blasphemous crime.